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Shakespeare

Sonnets #1
Sonnets #2
Mr. Wm Shakespeare on the Internet
- The best Bard site on the web-- hands down
Monkeys Typing Shakespeare
- The work of the Information Systems Academy at my school. Note the good-looking individual on the left. :)
Star Wars Macbeth
- High school English film project-- the name says it all
Quirky Shakespearean Words
Green Eggs and Hamlet
- Defies explanation
Are you Shakespearienced?
- Quiz and fun links
Search the collected works
- Good search with instructions

Elizabethan Insults

For quite some time, there has been floating around the Usenet and the internet a joke that consists of three columns of Elizabethan words. Columns A and B are adjectives, and column C is a noun. When you put the words "Thou art a.." in front of a word from each of the columns, it generates and insult that Shakespeare could have used. Variations

Insult generator--very cool-- shows you code

EXAMPLE: Thou lumpish clapper-clawed hugger-mugger.
Proper Elizabethan Language-- includes an insult page with a text version of the insult kit, plus a guide to pronunciation
Randy's Insult server--framed site with clickable insult and quotes, plus Hamlet's instructions to the actors
Curses! --nice concept, but coded poorly-- requires two clicks and two screens to refresh the insult
Shakespearean Insult Kit Three column kit-- nice use of orange on the page :)
Your Personalized Shakespearean Insult! Supersized-- nothing else on the page-- reloads within browser
Insult server Let's you send one through email!
Another Clickable Page Insult server with occasional references for the quotes!
Shakespearean Insult Kit--Contains not only the text-based kit, but also a clickable refresh with a "Thou Art..."
Insult-o-Matic-- contains list plus a clickable generator that gives text, no refresh necessary